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Something I noticed
« on: July 04, 2009, 03:46:51 PM »
So you know how in Harry Potter, Voldemort is some big bad super evil guy that everybody gets their ass kicked by?

Well I was thinking about something. They always have all these big wizard duels with him, by why doesn't someone just get a gun and shoot him? Like really, there isn't a spell that can stop a bullet. They could even distract him with someone having a wizard duel with him, then some sniper takes him out from afar. Problem solved.
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Re: Something I noticed
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 05:13:12 PM »
They would probably have some bullshit excuse like "Wizards don't use guns." or "He can cast a spell to turn the bullets into water or some shit." I dunno, of course what you said would be easy to finish him, but they wouldn't have 7 books if you could simply do that.
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Re: Something I noticed
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 08:10:22 PM »
Because, to the wizarding world, guns are useless. If he was shot multiple times, Voldemort would still be able to heal himself, or, if not that, use the Horcruxes to come back.
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Re: Something I noticed
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 08:11:15 PM »
What if they shot him with rocket launchers?
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 08:13:09 PM »
Because apparently the body is useless as long as Moldy Wart has his 7 other souls.
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Re: Something I noticed
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 08:34:13 PM »
Quote from: Zeypher on July 04, 2009, 03:46:51 PM
So you know how in Harry Potter, Voldemort is some big bad super evil guy that everybody gets their ass kicked by?

Well I was thinking about something. They always have all these big wizard duels with him, by why doesn't someone just get a gun and shoot him? Like really, there isn't a spell that can stop a bullet. They could even distract him with someone having a wizard duel with him, then some sniper takes him out from afar. Problem solved.

Because then the books wouldn't be family friendly.
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