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Dr. Jekyll

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Re: The Bar
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2012, 09:08:04 PM »
I sat in my neighbor's kiddie pool, naked, smearing shit over my face while screaming at the top of my lungs towards the sky "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE DADDY!?". Later in the evening I photo-shopped Carl's face onto a shirtless Mel Gibson picture and proceeded to finger my asshole furiously while howling like a wild chimpanzee.

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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2012, 10:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Jekyll on March 11, 2012, 09:08:04 PM
I sat in my neighbor's kiddie pool, naked, smearing shit over my face while screaming at the top of my lungs towards the sky "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE DADDY!?". Later in the evening I photo-shopped Carl's face onto a shirtless Mel Gibson picture and proceeded to finger my asshole furiously while howling like a wild chimpanzee.

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I watched.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 12:02:03 AM »
Where does your name come from, Dr. Jekyll?
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2012, 12:24:30 AM »
He's a dentist.
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Dr. Jekyll

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2012, 02:35:39 AM »
Yes, I'm a dentist. The best part of my practice is giving the ladies a good supply of 'happy gas' and working on them from there.  True to my word, they always leave with clean teeth.  ;)

And herpes.
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2012, 03:28:27 PM »
How do you clean their teeth?
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2012, 04:56:10 PM »
Lolz, well, a 16 year old dentist, huh? XD
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2012, 08:30:09 PM »
@kaz with my penis

@oscar Yes, child labor laws are different here in India. I was one of the lucky ones, they only forced me into a dentist apprenticeship when I was 6 years old. The other children weren't as lucky..
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2012, 08:59:26 PM »
XD You don't really live in India, do you, Jekyll?
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2012, 10:14:52 PM »
Aye he does.
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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2012, 11:55:54 PM »
How neat! I have always loved the Indian culture. *nods*
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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2012, 11:50:16 AM »
Jekyll is a master of the bow and arrow.
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2012, 02:50:16 PM »
He can live in tight spaces.
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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2012, 05:03:58 PM »
He uses all of the sacred buffalo.
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« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2012, 07:58:00 PM »
Aaa, how come nobody posts?!
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