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1) 214 then start (right).
2169 then start (left).
Shoot at the waspsnest.net letters to open up secret passage near spawn.
You can get on top of spawn by surfing to the left or right but shot around spawn and land on the platform.
You can get to the sniper box by surfing the map as normal when you see the ALPINE letters surf behind the floating platform into the teleport. Continue on till you get to the sniper box.
As a scout jump to the side of spawn into a teleport that lets you get to the very top.
On the blue side, crouch in the corner and hit use on an invisible button to be teleported to the tele box.
On the red side, there is a tele to the underside platform above the tele box in a corner of spawn.
1) Press use on buck face on left side wall.
2) Press use on fucked up buck face on the left side wall.
3) Press use on left side target.
4) Fire and press use on left side corner by exclamation mark door.
1) Surf to jail 3
2) First door is on your very right
3) Second door is on the second row to the very left.
4) When in the secret roomcspam use on the relty text from right to left to open the door.
1) Look at number of green lights.
2) 2x + 6 (Where X = number of green lights).
3) Enter total in keypad in the sum of 3 digits.
1) Hit the cross above the 2
1) 9865431 OR 24624624