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Desert Rhino

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how the rhino gets down!
« on: October 14, 2009, 08:14:23 PM »
so as you may all know i celebrated my 18th birthday on the 10th. so i thought i might share all that happened to me over my birthday weekend. starting on friday i went up to my sisters apartment and right when i got there i was greeted with a ton of people i didnt know and some i did know. they all wished me happy birthday and made me dinner. after we ate we played some GH:5 which wasnt to bad. then they took me out of the apartment and i asked where we were going but they said it was a surprise. when we got out of the car i found out we were at a haunted corn maze. ive never been to one so i was really excited. so we did that whole thing and it was awesome. so the next stop was to get smokes...not cigarets just prime times (flavored cigars) so we smoked and then we got back to the apartment. we had cake and that was cool, but i was at a college, so we had shots of watermelon vodka! i got wasted. and i made out with a girl and basically ruined her relationship with her boy friend (oh snap) so i woke up the next morning no hangover and i wasnt sick so it was a win win! now it was saturday the day of my birthday...nothing really happened during the day so lets go to the night. since i was 18 now i wanted to do the one thing all 18 year old boys want to do!!!!! BUY LOTTO TICKETS!!!!!!!! well i did that.....but i really did this, i went to a strip club with my friends! it was so much fun and all the strippers were nice. and the owner of the club gave me a vip card because it was my birthday, WOOT! so thats most of my birthday!  ;D
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Re: how the rhino gets down!
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 09:41:03 PM »
Right on. I remember texting you when you were drunk.
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Re: how the rhino gets down!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 08:06:28 PM »
I would actually believe about half of that
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Re: how the rhino gets down!
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 03:12:13 PM »
What, so you didn't get laid with that girl?

Whatever, closer than I'll ever get right now.
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Re: how the rhino gets down!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 05:09:27 PM »
Rhino is a horndog hhahahahah pun jk. yeah well happy birthday I'm 15 and already my life is rad
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Re: how the rhino gets down!
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2009, 08:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Kazarian on October 15, 2009, 08:06:28 PM
I would actually believe about half of that
best believe all of that buddy because that is all true
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