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Lumpy Pumpkin / Re: The Bar
« on: March 25, 2012, 04:36:03 PM »
Ooh, zinger.
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Lumpy Pumpkin / Re: The Bar
« on: March 22, 2012, 09:35:53 PM »
If you haven't guessed already, Carl has high-functioning autism. Although he is still able to live independently (w/ weekly checkups from his mother), attend classes, and shower on a (mostly) regular basis, he will always have his quirks: like his obsession over children's card games, his frequent groping of women, and the owning a wardrobe that consists entirely of Nintendo-related clothing. The mere fact you still can even speak to Carl truly amazes me. I don't know what you're going for career wise, but I think you would make a fine special-ed teacher. I'm sure you're helping Carl out big time with his daily struggles.
Kudos to you, Oscar.
Kudos to you, Oscar.
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: Bye bye gayboys!
« on: March 12, 2012, 08:32:40 PM »
Don't worry, I wear big-boy shorts now.
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Lumpy Pumpkin / Re: The Bar
« on: March 12, 2012, 08:30:09 PM »
@kaz with my penis
@oscar Yes, child labor laws are different here in India. I was one of the lucky ones, they only forced me into a dentist apprenticeship when I was 6 years old. The other children weren't as lucky..
@oscar Yes, child labor laws are different here in India. I was one of the lucky ones, they only forced me into a dentist apprenticeship when I was 6 years old. The other children weren't as lucky..
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Lumpy Pumpkin / Re: The Bar
« on: March 12, 2012, 02:35:39 AM »
Yes, I'm a dentist. The best part of my practice is giving the ladies a good supply of 'happy gas' and working on them from there. True to my word, they always leave with clean teeth. 
And herpes.
And herpes.
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Lumpy Pumpkin / Re: The Bar
« on: March 11, 2012, 09:08:04 PM »
I sat in my neighbor's kiddie pool, naked, smearing shit over my face while screaming at the top of my lungs towards the sky "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE DADDY!?". Later in the evening I photo-shopped Carl's face onto a shirtless Mel Gibson picture and proceeded to finger my asshole furiously while howling like a wild chimpanzee.
What about you guys?
What about you guys?
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Introductions / Re: Newbie
« on: March 10, 2012, 02:56:56 AM »
Little does Carl know, Oscar is actually a notorious serial killer known for meeting male victims through Street Pass. After initially meeting the person in a public place and earning their trust, he invites the unsuspecting college-boy to his apartment so they can "play some video games". But little does the victim know, Oscar brought him there to chop his body parts into separate but equal portions for later consumption.
Calling it right now, Carl. Your head is going to be in Oscar's refrigerator.
Calling it right now, Carl. Your head is going to be in Oscar's refrigerator.
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Introductions / Re: Newbie
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:52:19 AM »
Welcome! I'm Dr. Jekyll, the official community manager for iNintendo. My job is to make sure everyone is happy, ALWAYS. 
In regards to forum activity, our community had plenty of active members. You just happened to join during a brief lull in activity, which iNintendo have unfortunately suffered due to a tragic and coincidental case of Anthrax-laced letters being sent to members of our forum. The odds of this happening are astronomical, and I am still in shock from this tragedy.
But enough bad news, you're a member of iNintendo now! Jump into some discussions, talk about the latest Nintendo games, or maybe joke around with the other members in the Termina Milk Bar. Brothers for life now, okay? Ha ha, just kidding. So, if you have any questions about the main site or the forums, feel free to ask me anytime.
And please, join our mailing list! We occasionally send out some great merchandise to our faithful members.
In regards to forum activity, our community had plenty of active members. You just happened to join during a brief lull in activity, which iNintendo have unfortunately suffered due to a tragic and coincidental case of Anthrax-laced letters being sent to members of our forum. The odds of this happening are astronomical, and I am still in shock from this tragedy.
But enough bad news, you're a member of iNintendo now! Jump into some discussions, talk about the latest Nintendo games, or maybe joke around with the other members in the Termina Milk Bar. Brothers for life now, okay? Ha ha, just kidding. So, if you have any questions about the main site or the forums, feel free to ask me anytime.
And please, join our mailing list! We occasionally send out some great merchandise to our faithful members.
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: REQIERED servey...
« on: January 30, 2012, 08:13:16 AM »
What's the catch? Do you drive up there on weekends and massage his feet, buy him durgs, buy him twinkies? What do you do for him!?
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: REQIERED servey...
« on: January 28, 2012, 09:39:07 PM »
Do you pay to host this site Carl, or is that Link-NM?
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: REQIERED servey...
« on: January 27, 2012, 07:13:56 AM »
I love iNintendo as well, it's my favorite website on the entire world wide web. The members are amazing too, especially the super admin.
((not carL)))
or klown
((not carL)))
or klown
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: REQIERED servey...
« on: January 26, 2012, 08:46:35 PM »
iNintendo is more like a time capsule, not a forum.
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The Mushroom Kingdom / Re: REQIERED servey...
« on: January 25, 2012, 08:37:20 PM »
Must.. Remove.. All of my old posts..
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Wii / Re: Wii Fit tells 10-year-old she's fat
« on: January 22, 2012, 01:46:36 PM »
Good points.
In all honesty, I believe either the parents or some other party are to blame for this (as in failure to take appropriate action) . If not that, it was just an unfortunate event that no one really saw coming. The end.
Honestly I don't believe in the latter, but depressed people do have a way of putting on a false-front for the people around them.
In all honesty, I believe either the parents or some other party are to blame for this (as in failure to take appropriate action) . If not that, it was just an unfortunate event that no one really saw coming. The end.
Honestly I don't believe in the latter, but depressed people do have a way of putting on a false-front for the people around them.
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Wii / Re: Wii Fit tells 10-year-old she's fat
« on: January 22, 2012, 12:39:24 AM »
This article is such trash, obviously the girl was fairly unstable mentally if a Wii Fit rating caused her to off herself. So obviously she needed professional help and support from her parents, which obviously didn't happen. Wii Fit isn't relevant to any of this, some kid at school could call her fat and it might have set her off.