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Nintendo Reviews / GB Review | Pokemon Yellow

« on: July 23, 2009, 03:36:28 AM »

Pokemon Yellow
Publisher: Nintendo
Developer: Game Freak
System: Gameboy
Release: October 25, 1999

Story
Pokemon Yellow follows the plot of the Anime, You get a disobedient Pikachu who begins to like you, while you thwart Team Rocket's evil scheme and conquering the gyms of the Kanto region. You're not the only however, you're rival is also trying to become the greatest Pokemon master too.

Sound 10/15
The music starts to get boring after awhile but that won’t stop you humming along to it.

Graphics 17/20
Great graphics for a Game boy game, however the color Brown crops up way too often for my liking making the environments quite repetitive unless you’re playing on the original Gameboy, have fun with that Grey!

Appeal 20/25
The game starts off slow and can get quite boring until you reach the second gym, once you get past that the game is great fun, apart from caves as the music gets repetitive along with that hideous color Brown.

Gameplay 35/40
You weaken Pokemon and toss Pokeballs at them to catch them. You train them in battle to increase your strength and you teach them new moves using TM’s and HM’s. Battles are turn based 1v1’s, there’s type advantages and disadvantages so strategy is key, theirs is also an element of puzzle which takes place in all sorts of places such as mansion and caves.

Overall 82/100
A challenging game with a mix of Puzzle Strategy and Action, one of the best Pokemon games in the series.

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Microsoft Reviews / Xbox 360 Review | The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

« on: April 17, 2009, 07:49:58 AM »

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai
Publisher:Microsoft Game Studios
Developer:Ska Studios
System: Xbox 360
Released: 1st of April 2009
Price: 800 MSP

Story

The Dishwasher - The violent, unnamed protagonist; captured by the cyborgs in hope of making him one of their own, The Dishwasher was saved by Chef - his mentor - and was donated "Alien Blood" reserecting him from death and giving him incredible powers. The Dishwasher reminicies through a series of comic-strips of his life and hatred for the Cyborgs and their master "AI Synthesis" but more importantly of his sister, Yuki, who gave herself willingly to the Cyborgs. His quest is simple: destroy the head of the Cyborg army so that the world may be saved.

Sound 12/15
The music fits the tone of the game perfectly and the sound effects are pretty cool too but there could have been a wider range of them.

Graphics 16/20
They're handrawn so don't expect it to be like  any of those photo realistic games that are continually being released, even though they are handrawn they still look great.



Appeal 20/25
This game is tons of fun while it lasts, beating the game can take from 1 hour up to 200 hours depending on your skill level, but once you've beaten the game on Normal or Ninja theres the next difficulty Samurai for those who dare to try it you can play the game co-op with a friend once you find a special item in one of the levels. There's also an arcade mode in which theres 50 levels which require you to beat a certain amount of enemies sometimes with addtions like bullet time and can be played online or in local co-op and then there's the Dishwasher Challenge which is the same concept of the rest of the game, you're just beating the crap out of wave after wave of enemies racking up a high score for the XBL leaderboards.

Gameplay 36/40
The gameplay is very simple. It's 2D sidescrolling beat 'em-up game, you're a Samurai fighting tons of strange enemies ranging from FBI agents to Zombies. The controls are also really simple although you can expand and do complicated combos if you wish theres also a magic system called "Dish magic" complicated combos, uprgraded weapons and good use of Dish magic are going to be needed to beat this game on Samurai which is going to cause any gamer a huge frustration and maybe even cost you a controllor or two but at the end  but it's worth it, you get an achievement worth 40G and a cool in game hat.-.-
Theres also a small guitar minigame which can be played using the Guitar controllors from Rock Band and Guitar Hero.

Overall 84/100
I enjoyed this game a lot and had trouble putting the controllor down for a few days.I've only beaten it on normal and I'm not quite done with arcade mode yet, if you even played Ninja Gaiden 2 this is it's 2D brother, it's insanly hard. If you've beaten it on Samurai diffifculty you are a gaming god, apart from that its a very enjoyable game, a must buy for any 360 owner.

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Character Submition / Bastard Bill

« on: October 14, 2008, 04:07:59 PM »

Hes a black bastard that's all you need to fucking know, now approve me bitch.

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Introductions / Be afraid Zeypher

« on: February 16, 2008, 09:00:32 PM »

Ya, it's true I joined your forums.... well hi to anyone else I may know.